Plus None // Roddy

Poor little Rabby, pussy whipped already and you're not even getting any pussy, yet. Unless there's a new development you've failed to share with your big brother.
Are you afraid I'll make a spectacle on your big day? I have to say, I'm quite offended.

Rodolphus

Brother,
On the contrary, it may be difficult to narrow down the list to just one. Perhaps Lilith could see it in her frigid heart to extend me a plus three instead? It may help to keep me away from the bridesmaids if I bring my own little harem. Though now that you've got me thinking of it, the Burke sisters are quite lovely and two out of three isn't bad, unless you're willing to share so I can make it a hat trick.

Rodolphus

Now, now, brother dear. No need to throw such vial accusations around. You know I do not judge my little plaything on her parents' beliefs and I would think you would be big enough to do the same. If the Blacks haven't demonstrated to you that children are not their parents, then certainly the fact that He thinks her well enough to join rank should be enough for you. I don't expect your darling fiancee to be quite as understanding. If her mind shares any common traits with her legs, I do think they are both closed tight. Let me know if you'd like me to help you in dealing with that little frustration, brother. I wouldn't want your wedding night to end too early due to disuse.

As for my date, brother, I can assure you and your lovely Lilith that I would never do anything to disrupt your special day. I'll find some other whore to fuck in the toilets following the ceremony, like a respectable big brother. And since you've given your blessing, I'll be sure to connect with your sisters-in-law during the reception.

Rodolphus