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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 30, 2021 14:21:17 GMT
 And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night She fielded his lame question nicely, and Zach's respect-o-meter went up a notch. "I spend most of my time outside, actually," he said, nodding. "I went private when I left the Ministry, but it's still a lot of handling beasts outdoors all day." He made it sound a lot more impressive than it actually was. In reality, he had gone from handling beasts and capturing some of the most dangerous magical creatures in the country, to looking after a little girl's unicorn and ponies every day. He was a stable boy. A glorified stable boy. But the pay was way better than the Ministry had ever offered, so Zach couldn't grumble. He did miss the adventure of his old job, though. "Where are you working now?" he asked Lunete. _______________________ tag: Lunete Penelope Dearborn words: 166 notes: <3 outfit: Jeans, dirty boots, jacket. The usual. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 29, 2021 18:44:55 GMT
 And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night His grabby hands came up empty and Atlas outright refused to hand over his hoodie for the job. Rude. Rolling his eyes, Zach stood up, pulling his t-shirt over his head. He was now standing in underwear and boots. And a plant pot. It was too cold for this shit. But the duck needed love. Zach wrapped his hands up in his t-shirt to protect them and bent to try and scoop the duck up. The duck did not want to be scooped. It honked at him angrily and tried to make a run for it, turning to peck at his hands when he tried to follow. "Mother ducker!" Zach yelled, shaking his hand, which was stinging across the knuckles. "My t-shirt is too thin, you should have give me your bloody hoodie!" The duck carried on pecking, ripping Zach's t-shirt from his grip and flying away with it. Zach stared after it, dumbfounded. "Now what?"_______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 197 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, no black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 29, 2021 18:38:44 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Lu? Like a toilet? Why would anyone name their kid after a toilet? That was insane. Zach would have said so if he'd had a few more drinks, but luckily for Lu he was sober and in control of his mouth to a certain extent. He was about to offer his own name but then remembered that she already knew who he was. Should he give his name anyway? No, that would sound daft. He had another drink instead, not really sure what else to say to this Lu. They sat in silence for an awkward minute until Zach couldn't stand it any more. "It's pretty cold out today, eh?" Brilliant. _______________________ tag: Lunete Penelope Dearborn words: 148 notes: <3 outfit: Jeans, dirty boots, jacket. The usual. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 20, 2021 13:07:41 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach rolled his eyes as Atlas almost fell over. "Noooo," he shook his head, scooping to pick up his wallet from the floor where it had landed. "Duck!" He pointed behind Atlas where a duck was waddling along the road all by itself. Zach approached without caution. it was just a cute duck. "Hey little guy, why are you out here alone?" he asked, crouching next to the duck, which was frozen in place at the approach of a stranger. Maybe it was someone's pet and had escaped. "Where's your ducky family?" Zach asked in a baby voice. "Hey, gimme your jacket so I can pick him up," he said, reaching his hand out behind him for Atlas' to pass over his hoodie. Zach made grabby hands, impatient. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 169 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 20, 2021 13:00:51 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night This girl was funny. Zach found himself grinning into his drink. Not a laugh, but practically one for Zach, who wasn't one for big displays of dramatic joy. Not unless he was with Atlas or Zeli, anyway. "I'll try not to seduce him, then," he said, wondering if it was at all possible to seduce the likes of Aberforth, who seemed so cut off romantically that it wasn't hard to imagine he'd never seen a naked woman in his life. Poor bloke. "You got a name?" Zach asked, realizing he hadn't asked yet. He wasn't very good with names and would probably forget it if he ever saw this chick again, but he asked anyway. _______________________ tag: Lunete Penelope Dearborn words: 152 notes: <3 outfit: Jeans, dirty boots, jacket. The usual. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 20, 2021 12:55:19 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach was starfished on his bed, stark naked, blissfully happy, when Katya shouted something about mushrooms. Why was she thinking about mushrooms after what they just did? Frowning, Zach sat up and yawned. "In the fridge or the garden?" he called back, hoping she meant the fridge because his stomach was growling. Rubbing a hand through his hair, which stuck up straight on the top of his head like he'd been struck by lightning, Zach headed downstairs, pausing in the doorway to admire the sight of Katya pottering around his kitchen. That meant she was going to cook. Score. He padded barefoot to the kettle and filled it with water. "Coffee?" he asked, reaching across her for two mugs, his chiselled, perfect body pressing against her for a second. _______________________ tag: Katya Karkaroff words: 161 notes: <3 outfit: Butt naked. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 18, 2021 16:30:58 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Shushing loudly at the bloke in the window, Zach ignored the shouting and bent over to try and get a look at Atlas' face. "Did you see where my keys landed?" he asked, scanning the floor in the pitch black, looking for a sign of anything shiny, but it was a struggle, plus he was swaying a bit. "Keep your hand pressed on that, it's bleeding a bit," he told Atlas helpfully, scrunching his nose at the sight of the blood on his mate's face. He'd be fine, it was just a scratch. "Oh!" Zach spotted his wallet sailing through the air next, right towards the back of Atlas' head. "Duck!" he shouted. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 154 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 18, 2021 16:25:51 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach considered this for a moment, his eyes taking in the bundled up sight of Aberforth behind the bar as he swished a dirty rag around like he was in a Disney movie. Nodding slowly, Zach took another sip of his drink. "You're punching," he told the girl. "He's a real catch." Honestly, Zach hadn't spent enough time getting to know the staff or regulars at the Hog's Head yet, but he didn't have anything bad to say about Aberforth so far. He'd welcomed Zach into the pub every time and seen to it that he always had a drink in front of him. They'd had a couple of light chats, but he seemed like a good bloke. This chick could have been punching above her weight for all Zach knew, though she was a beauty herself. _______________________ tag: Lunete Penelope Dearborn words: 174 notes: <3 outfit: Jeans, dirty boots, jacket. The usual. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 15, 2021 13:28:40 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach frowned. "So, then... where...?" He stared at Atlas' legs, then his own, and it eventually dawned on him. His keys and wallet were in his jeans. And his jeans were being eaten by angry Pixies. "Oh." Zach gulped. "Oh. Oh!" He began to point frantically back the way they had came. "Those bastards are eating my keys!" Luckily he still had his wand, and Zach gave it a wild wave towards where they'd just ran from. "Accio keys and wallet! Accio keys and wallet!" He swished his wand manically, but nothing seemed to be happening. Maybe he should shout louder. "ACCIO KEYS AND WALLET!! ACCIO ZACHARY ZELLER'S KEYS AND WALLET!!" A window above them flew open and someone poked their head out of one of the rooms above a shop, looking angry. "Do you mind shutting up, it's the middle of the night!" Zach stuck a finger up and waved that at whoever was telling him off and the window closed with a slam. The next thing he heard was jingling coming from down the road. Squinting in the dark, Zach could make out the shape of his house keys flying through the air towards them. "Quick! Catch them!"_______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 241 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 15, 2021 12:23:01 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Pie Girl ditched her other boot and shrank a few inches, then like a tiny badass, she sauntered through the pub with him, dumping her boot on the pub owner. Impressed at her conviction, Zach walked even faster towards the door before anyone could see the growing bulge in his pants. Once they got outside, he scooped Katya up into his arms so that her feet wouldn't freeze on the cold ground, and spun on the spot, apparating them to his tiny house, where he would be grateful for the sound barriers he had up to keep people from hearing his weird and wonderful pets. _______________________ tag: Katya Karkaroff words: 138 notes: <3 outfit: Warm him up![googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 15, 2021 12:09:37 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night "Yeah, well, I make bad look good," Zach said, tipping his drink towards the girl and taking a huge gulp. He hadn't been looking for company but Zach usually found himself with some anyway. People told him that he was easy to talk to, approachable despite his Godly looks and sexy demeaner. Zach liked to believe it was because he was open minded and honest, people responded well to that. And to his sexy smirk. He wasn't looking for sexy times tonight, though, he just wanted to drown his sorrows. "You don't get snobs in places like this," he answered truthfully. "I need a break." He glanced down at the yellow band on his arm and then across to hers. "How about you?"_______________________ tag: Lunete Penelope Dearborn words: 160 notes: <3 outfit: Jeans, dirty boots, jacket. The usual. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Oct 28, 2020 18:48:49 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night More of an appetizer? He could agree with that. "Well you gotta tell me in English, I'm no psychic." Zach appreciated good communication, he'd rather have someone tell it to him straight instead of having to guess. Pie Girl grabbed his hand, and he was about to tell her that he wasn't really one for hand holding on the first date when she brought his finger to her lips and his pants were suddenly way too tight all over again. Zach stared as she teased him, enjoying every second. "Where have you been my whole life?" he groaned, backing her up against the wall again. Their first go in the cupboard hadn't been too comfortable and Zach didn't fancy another try. All he needed to do was get outside and they could apparate to his place. That would mean getting through the pub with a huge bulge in his pants, which could be an issue. "Let's go."_______________________ tag: Katya Karkaroff words: 190 notes: <3 outfit: Warm him up![googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Oct 28, 2020 18:23:14 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Katya began muttering in another language, and Zach frowned in the dark. Why was she doing that? Was she saying something she didn't want him to know? He didn't want to feed his paranoia but curiosity was not something he could resist. Now she was talking about her boot being missing, but Zach couldn't see a thing in the dark. "Wait, wait, wait. What did you say before that?" he asked, pulling his wand out of his pocket and lighting up the room with a soft glow. "When you were speaking, what is it, Russian? What did you say?"_______________________ tag: Katya Karkaroff words: 132 notes: <3 outfit: Warm him up![googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Oct 28, 2020 16:08:03 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach was impressed with how fast his pants were round his ankles, and he wasted no time in returning the favour. Something fell to the floor next to him, but he ignored it. If it drew attention and they got caught, so be it, he was having way too much fun to care or even think straight just then. Luckily no one came - *ba dum chh* - and they were left to it. Some time later, he groaned, reaching behind him to remove the mop pole that had been digging into his butt cheek the entire time. He pulled his pants up and ran a hand through his hair. "Well, the starter was fine," he said, his cocky smile invisible in the dark cupboard. "How about we head back to mine for the main course?"_______________________ tag: Katya Karkaroff words: 167 notes: <3 outfit: Warm him up![googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Oct 28, 2020 16:01:24 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night The eventually stumbled to a stop somewhere in the village, and Zach panted, resting his hands on his bare thighs as he tried to catch his breath. He felt dizzy and cold, and when Atlas asked him what was going on, he huffed and waved his arm in the air. " They wanted my plant pot!" he wailed. "It's just the right size to cover up this neon piece of shit, there was no way I was giving it back." No way at all. The plant pot, bottom smashed off, did a lovely job of ringing his entire arm in the area where the stupid Ministry armband sat, and it was the first thing he'd come across that would cover the thing up. He felt like a genius for having the though whilst peeing in the bushes, and he was even more pleased with himself now. "I just-" Zach patted his bare legs absentmindedly. "I just need my keys, then we can go home." Where the heck were his damn keys? "Have you got them?" Zach frowned at Atlas, trying to recall where he'd left the keys. And his wallet, come to think of it. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 235 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. [googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
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