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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Feb 29, 2020 12:19:14 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night "Don't move." Zach held his left hand out to his best friend. "Do everything slowly." They stood in the bushes not far from the Hog's Head, which was one of the only establishments Zach felt relatively safe in lately, what with him being an outcast now and all. His beautiful non-magical heritage had seen that he also lost his job, though he had been picked up by a hottie pretty much straight away and had a cushier deal now. His current situation was not cushy. A nest of Pixies had caught him peeing in the bushes, and they were pissed. Literally and emotionally. It wasn't good. Atlas had come to help him, but honestly, what was he going to do, he was ten feet tall and not a magical creature specialist. It didn't help that both of them had had quite a few drinks. The world was fuzzy at the edges, but Zach still had his wits about him enough to know what to do. "Now take your pants off. Slowly." His own pants had already been around his ankles, and he'd kicked them off pretty much right away. The pixies were getting irate, all of them staring at Atlas, though the two bigger ones at the front were focused solely on the plant pot Zach wore on his right wrist. They wanted it back. No fucking way. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 264 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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Post by Atlas Arlo Abercrombie on Mar 6, 2020 8:09:21 GMT
ATlas stumbled to the right, reaching out for a wall he was no where near. His arm dropped and he tried to reach again, his arm only dropping once more. He sniggered into his chest as he stumbled back the other way, keeping himself upright, but only just, "I can do that." He said, swaying on the spot, quickly slipping his left foot out to keep his balance as his swaying became more obvious, "Shhh." He told himself, eyes shutting. Damn that felt good. Sleep was gonna be so good later. Like, maybe now? Sleep would be so good now, and the ground was always a valid option when you were drunk. Wait, Zach was talking. Zach was always talking so there was nothing new there. "I got you, brothah!" He said excitedly, eyes still closed as he unzipped his trousers. He opened his eyes, struggling to pull his jeans down. He shouldn't have played Knuts with Zach. He always lost at Knuts and ended up ten times drunker than Zach. Atlas was great at holding his drink, but not along with five shots of whatever the hell that burning liquid was. He'd asked for fire whiskey and what he'd received was absolute shit. "Now what?" He asked, attempting to whisper and failing. His shoes were still on his feet. His trousers were around his ankles with no possible way of coming off without a sit down and lengthy struggle, and his underwear had come down over his arse and only just managed to cover his lengthy member.
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Mar 18, 2020 10:25:37 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach glanced down at Atlas' pants. They were still round his ankles. No. "No. No, no, right off," he said through gritted teeth. "All the way off, Atlas. Come on." What part of Zach's instructions hadn't been clear? Take your pants off meant take your pants off! Was it so hard to understand? No, no, he shouldn't get annoyed with his best mate like that. Atlas was a clever guy, he'd just had a few drinks. He wasn't thinking straight. It was fine. Zach could help him. That's what best friends were for. He began to crouch down slowly. "Get down here," he whispered to Atlas, reaching one hand over to slowly start removing Atlas' enormous shoes. No wonder he couldn't fit his pants off over those things, they were like boats. He grabbed one foot and started to pull, not worrying about whether Atlas was ready or not. Those pants needed to come off, pronto. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 197 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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Post by Atlas Arlo Abercrombie on Jun 17, 2020 17:09:00 GMT
Atlas was pretty much ready to do just about anything anyone asked of him. He still had some boundaries but honestly, not a whole lot. He shuffled to where Zack could reach him more easily and while he struggled with one trouser leg over one shoe, Zach managed to get a shoe off without the help of any magic. Amazing! And probably for the best because honestly, Atlas didn't fancy having any magic go wrong near his feet. He didn't want to be hobbling around on two stubs until new feet grew in or something. With his un-shoed foot Atlas stuck his socked foot behind his shoed one and pushed the shoe off with what felt like little to no force. He shuffled his jeans off and gave them a shake, his shoe falling out. "'ere 'e go, mate." He said, holding his trousers out to Zach. Why did he need them again?
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jun 18, 2020 11:39:04 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night After some effort, the pants were off, and Atlas held them out to Zach. The pixies were chittering loudly, their leader pointing at the two men and getting more and more agitated as the seconds ticked on. Seconds? It felt like hours. Zach took the pants and put them on the floor with his own. He took a step back, and then another as the pixies moved forward to inspect their offering. Grunting and squeaking, they descended on the pants in a flurry of claws and fangs, the garments flying up into the air, shredded pieces of them sailing in every direction as the tiny creatures feasted greedily. Now was their chance. Zach leaned in to Atlas, teeth gritted, and muttered. "Run." He turned tail and sprinted out of the bushes in his undies, leaving the distracted pixies far behind as he ran through the streets of Hogsmeade. The distracted pixies who were eating his pants, which had his house keys and his wallet inside. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 206 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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Post by Atlas Arlo Abercrombie on Jul 12, 2020 7:03:56 GMT
What was going on? Atlas was at a bit of a loss but that was't surprising. He had been drinking and he wasn't the best at holding his drink. He wasn't a lightweight, but after a few good drinks, he was usually pretty useless. Zach knew better than anyone and yet here they were in a strange situation that Atlas wasn't fully comprehending. Thankfully it seemed Zach had his wits about him, although Atlas was at least aware enough to know that Zach could be having him on, but that was fine, Zach had his trousers off and so it wasn't too strange that Atlas did too, they would be semi-naked weirdos together, although there was a decent chance that Zach would score, even looking like a numpty.
As soon as Zach muttered to Atlas to run, Atlas ran. He managed to keep up with Zach, having no idea where he was going nor where he'd come from. Everything passing by went so as a blur, the bushes had scratched his legs and the weather was cold, but Atlas didn't notice a thing. When they finally came to a stop, Atlas looked bad to the way he thought they'd come from, "Wha's goin' on?" He asked, looking to Zach and quirking his brow high.
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Oct 28, 2020 16:01:24 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night The eventually stumbled to a stop somewhere in the village, and Zach panted, resting his hands on his bare thighs as he tried to catch his breath. He felt dizzy and cold, and when Atlas asked him what was going on, he huffed and waved his arm in the air. " They wanted my plant pot!" he wailed. "It's just the right size to cover up this neon piece of shit, there was no way I was giving it back." No way at all. The plant pot, bottom smashed off, did a lovely job of ringing his entire arm in the area where the stupid Ministry armband sat, and it was the first thing he'd come across that would cover the thing up. He felt like a genius for having the though whilst peeing in the bushes, and he was even more pleased with himself now. "I just-" Zach patted his bare legs absentmindedly. "I just need my keys, then we can go home." Where the heck were his damn keys? "Have you got them?" Zach frowned at Atlas, trying to recall where he'd left the keys. And his wallet, come to think of it. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 235 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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Post by Atlas Arlo Abercrombie on Nov 24, 2020 9:00:30 GMT
That made total sense. Atlas nodded his head at Zach and looked about. They were outside of another home but he knew that not far away was the pub, not the pub they'd just come from but that other one, the one that they'd not been in, at least not tonight. Atlas stood there, swaying on the spot like a tall tree whose roots had come loose. He looked like one strong wind would be enough to topple him, and in fairness, it probably could. Zach was on about something. Atlas told himself to focus on Zach and to listen to his voice. "Got what?" He said, blinking slowly but feeling where his pockets should have been in his jeans to find only the skin of his thighs and nothing else. It seemed as though perhaps, just this once, they hadn't really thought things through. "I've got nothing."
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 15, 2021 13:28:40 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach frowned. "So, then... where...?" He stared at Atlas' legs, then his own, and it eventually dawned on him. His keys and wallet were in his jeans. And his jeans were being eaten by angry Pixies. "Oh." Zach gulped. "Oh. Oh!" He began to point frantically back the way they had came. "Those bastards are eating my keys!" Luckily he still had his wand, and Zach gave it a wild wave towards where they'd just ran from. "Accio keys and wallet! Accio keys and wallet!" He swished his wand manically, but nothing seemed to be happening. Maybe he should shout louder. "ACCIO KEYS AND WALLET!! ACCIO ZACHARY ZELLER'S KEYS AND WALLET!!" A window above them flew open and someone poked their head out of one of the rooms above a shop, looking angry. "Do you mind shutting up, it's the middle of the night!" Zach stuck a finger up and waved that at whoever was telling him off and the window closed with a slam. The next thing he heard was jingling coming from down the road. Squinting in the dark, Zach could make out the shape of his house keys flying through the air towards them. "Quick! Catch them!"_______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 241 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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Post by Atlas Arlo Abercrombie on Jan 16, 2021 7:27:31 GMT
Atlas was just oblivious as to what was going on tonight. He was pretty much in Zach's hands and that probably wasn't the best place to be. Zach was great, but a little irresponsible at times, not that it mattered too much, Atlas clearly had his own issues, too. It was not a good idea to go out and get absolutely shitfaced without a responsible adult to look out for the pair of them, still, they'd survived worse nights and Atlas knew they'd live to see another wild and crazy night. "Huh?" He said, confused looking around for keys. He raised his hands but the flying keys flew over his hands and smacked Atlas square in the nose, cutting the skin in three different places and making his eyes water like a "Son of a bitch!" He yelled, "FUCK MERLIN'S BALLS!" He screamed more, placing his hand over his face and inadvertently causing himself more harm and causing him to scream yet again. The bloke from the window popped his head out once more "Get lost you pair of prats before I owl the ruddy MLE!" Atlas didn't care what the bloke was yelling, his nose felt as though it was on fire.
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 18, 2021 16:30:58 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Shushing loudly at the bloke in the window, Zach ignored the shouting and bent over to try and get a look at Atlas' face. "Did you see where my keys landed?" he asked, scanning the floor in the pitch black, looking for a sign of anything shiny, but it was a struggle, plus he was swaying a bit. "Keep your hand pressed on that, it's bleeding a bit," he told Atlas helpfully, scrunching his nose at the sight of the blood on his mate's face. He'd be fine, it was just a scratch. "Oh!" Zach spotted his wallet sailing through the air next, right towards the back of Atlas' head. "Duck!" he shouted. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 154 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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Post by Atlas Arlo Abercrombie on Jan 19, 2021 6:42:42 GMT
Atlas could hear Zach but honestly, he couldn't register what he was saying. The pain wasn't as bad as it had been, upon the initial contact, but it was no walk in the park, either. Atlas took off his shirt and pressed the sleeve to his face, the rest just hanging down loosely. Zach yelled duck and Atlas ducked just in time to feel a fast breeze go over his head as he wobbled slightly, trying to fall on his almost bare arse.
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 20, 2021 13:07:41 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night Zach rolled his eyes as Atlas almost fell over. "Noooo," he shook his head, scooping to pick up his wallet from the floor where it had landed. "Duck!" He pointed behind Atlas where a duck was waddling along the road all by itself. Zach approached without caution. it was just a cute duck. "Hey little guy, why are you out here alone?" he asked, crouching next to the duck, which was frozen in place at the approach of a stranger. Maybe it was someone's pet and had escaped. "Where's your ducky family?" Zach asked in a baby voice. "Hey, gimme your jacket so I can pick him up," he said, reaching his hand out behind him for Atlas' to pass over his hoodie. Zach made grabby hands, impatient. _______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 169 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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Post by Atlas Arlo Abercrombie on Jan 28, 2021 3:40:04 GMT
Atlas blinked a couple of times before he turned, swaying with the light breeze of the wind. There was, indeed, a duck just waddling down the road. Atlas saw Zach go after the duck and Atlas stayed rooted to the spot, wondering what the hell was going on. Did they have a duck with them? He couldn't remember. It was entirely possible, he supposed. Atlas spotted Zach's grabby hands but shook his head. There was no way he was getting duck all over his jumper, not unless it was plucked and cooked with a nice dash of peking sauce, or something equally yummy, "It's busy." He said, waving his hand at Zach, "Use your own shirt." He said, turning around and looking about at where they were. Where in the bloody hell had a duck come from?
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Post by Zachary Oscar Zeller on Jan 29, 2021 18:44:55 GMT
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night His grabby hands came up empty and Atlas outright refused to hand over his hoodie for the job. Rude. Rolling his eyes, Zach stood up, pulling his t-shirt over his head. He was now standing in underwear and boots. And a plant pot. It was too cold for this shit. But the duck needed love. Zach wrapped his hands up in his t-shirt to protect them and bent to try and scoop the duck up. The duck did not want to be scooped. It honked at him angrily and tried to make a run for it, turning to peck at his hands when he tried to follow. "Mother ducker!" Zach yelled, shaking his hand, which was stinging across the knuckles. "My t-shirt is too thin, you should have give me your bloody hoodie!" The duck carried on pecking, ripping Zach's t-shirt from his grip and flying away with it. Zach stared after it, dumbfounded. "Now what?"_______________________ tag: Atlas Arlo Abercrombie words: 197 notes: <3 outfit: No jeans, no black t-shirt, muddy boots, plant pot on wrist. template by izzy[googlefont="Nanum Brush Script"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"]
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