BULSTRODE, Jake Pearce

jacob pearce bulstrode

PERSONALITY

Boggart: The dark. He's absolutely petrified of the dark. The boggart just surrounds him in darkness. He can see to the tips of his fingers but that's all.
Mirror of Erised: You sure you want to know that? It's not pretty. Naked chicks, dead bodies. The usual.
Patronus: He cannot produce a patronus. His happiest memories are all a blur because he's happiest when he's wasted.

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Self centred, bit of a wanker and a total bully. Jake loves to cause pain, he finds it humorous and entertaining to just watch something struggle for life. It's no wonder that he went on to become a Death Eater after he graduated Hogwarts. It's just as well because really he'd have next to no friends, at least with the death eaters people are forced to include him in things, also because he's the heir of Bulstrode he's invited to all those high fancy whatever gatherings, although he'd rather skip most of them, it has been drilled into him by his parents that he has to attend those boring things. At least most of them have some kind fo after party that he can get wasted at. Thankfully Jake is an uncoordinated drunk meaning that when he starts a fight, he's easy to topple over. Sober his punch really hits hard, drunk? He'd be lucky to knock out a butterfly. Thankfully Jake isn't aggressive all that much when drunk, he's actually quite a happy drunk, willing to give people all the chances in the world, certain people can change. His body has scored him a few girls over the years but he's never had a lasting relationship because, let's face it, who the hell wants to be with this troll? Thankfully he has had a few engagements lined up for him, however three have fallen through, so will he ever get married? He hopes so. He liked the idea of having a wife that has to screw his brains out in order to try and produce as many kids as possible. At least he's good at rocking a girls world, that's about the only area of his life where he's actually pretty giving and good at what he does. Every other aspect of his life he is selfish but ... well there are no buts, he's not a great person.

HISTORY

Mother: Selma Bulstrode nee Nott, Ravenclaw alumna, pureblood
Father: Orpheus Bulstrode, 68, Slytherin Alumni, pureblood.
Siblings: Younger brother, married, father, pureblood
Younger sister, pureblood
Younger sister, pureblood
Eli Xander Bulstrode , brother, pureblood, Huffstupididot hahaha!
Partners: Amelia Margaret Greengrass , fiancee, Ravenclaw Alumna, pureblood
Others: Sister-in-law Bulstrode, married to second brother, pureblood
Millicent Bulstrode, niece, daughter of brother, pureblood

Regina Eloise Black - ex-fiancee, share an Aunt but not actually related by blood or law, pureblood


Pandora Carrow nee Bulstrode, paternal aunt, 44, pureblood.
Michael Carrow, uncle by marriage 58, pureblood.
Amycus Reginald Carrow , cousin, pureblood, Death Eater
Alecto Cecilia Carrow , cousin, pureblood.

Theodoric Nott, maternal uncle, 50, pureblood.
Natalia Nott nee Malfoy, aunt through marriage, yeah, the same aunt his brother's future bride has for an aunt, pureblood
Clementine Gabrielle Burke , cousin, pureblood
Lucian Angelus Marcel Burke , cousin in law, pureblood
Alexander Theodoric Lucian Burke, cousin once removed, pureblood
Evangeline Lucille Nott , cousin, pureblood.
Male cousin, pureblood.

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Loving isn't exactly what Jake would have called his childhood. His father was stern and even occasionally abusive and his mother was a bit of a snooty cow, to be fair. Jake rarely had anything to do with his parents, raised by a nanny and tutors that taught him how he had to behave. He was the eldest child and a son, you would have thought that meant his parents would have adorned him with love and attention, but no. It didn't matter to Jake, he was content starting fires, burning ants and trying to jump on rabbits that he was able to paralyse with his magic. Yes, he was content with killing things, finding great amusement in it, in fact.

Jake had brothers and sisters come along but he always found he got on better with the older kids. He was the eldest of his family and expected to be a leader but somehow he was always a follower. If he ever got into trouble it was because he'd followed someone else's directions. Never having really thought much for himself Jake didn't care for consequences, as in he gave zero shits and learnt absolutely nothing, even from a belt whipping from his dad.

Hogwarts gave Jake a sense of freedom he'd never had before, especially given his house of Slytherin. He was wild, annoying and loud. He misbehaved in lessons and was often in detention. He was a jerk and a bully and never really grew out of it. Once a girl refuse to go to a dance with him so he killed her cat. He was constantly in fights and he was proud to say he won most of them.

Jake graduated Hogwarts and was arranged to marry a pureblooded woman only she was disgusting and ugly and smelt like a pig so Jake demanded a new bride. Another was found but she met an untimely death, something Jake was surprisingly not involved with. His third fiancee was Regina Malfoy. She was beautiful, talented and he'd be able to shag plenty of chicks while she was away on her tours or whatever, so it'd be great, but then she ran off with the bloody Black bloodtraitor and so Jake was once again on the market. In that time his slightly younger brother married and had a daughter, a thuggy looking brat that Jake is all too willing to state looks like her father, pig nose and all.

He's now engaged to Amelia Greengrass. A brand new decision with a date set for the summer. Jake's parents don't seem to want him waiting around for too long, he's already lost three fiancees one way or another, and they're not fond of losing a fourth. Jake has a home of his own - the family home - and they wish to see it filled to the brim with grandchildren given that Jake is their heir.

OOC

Play By: Ryan Gosling
Your Alias: Coco!
Pronouns: Her/she Him/he etc.
Age: Rude!
Other Characters: 7, maybe more?
Where did you find us: There -points-