HARLOW, Noah Oscar

noah oscar harlow

PERSONALITY

Boggart: Dumbledore giving me a sexy little strip tease lap dance -shudders in disgust- (losing his baby sister, she always appears dead in a new and horrid way, usually there's a lot of blood and her clothes are shredded.)
Mirror of Erised: You  ... me ... on a beach somewhere -dreamy eyes- (He sees himself in early retirement, absolutely loaded somehow, having vacations all over the world)
Patronus: The time I dived into a pool of chocolate and Autumn Vexx licked me clean ... (that never happened. His patronus is a Scottish Fold Cat and his happiest memory that he uses to conjure his patronus is becoming a big brother. Don't tell anyone that, especially not Fae)

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Noah is a bit of an arse. He knows it, you know it, everyone knows it and he gives zero shits and zero apologies for the way that he is. As he's been known to say a time or two "The world's not made up of lollipops and sunshine, Princess, so buckle up or fuck the hell off." Yeah, not quite the eloquent sort, but it is who he is. He's brash, he's unashamed, he's cruel but beneath all that there is a genuine heart of gold. Deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep down. 

That heart of gold that is buried so very, very deep down is reserved only for a few, and even then it tends not to show as much as one would expect. Noah has a thing about being vulnerable, he doesn't like it, he doesn't like it in women, he doesn't like it men, he just doesn't like it. Emotions should be private, in his opinion, and really it would be better if people didn't really have them but apparently that's an unpopular an "insensitive" opinion to have.

Although Noah comes off as a complete twat, his heart of gold does allow him to see what's right and what's wrong with the world. He was raised with the whole 'us vs. them' mentality and while it shaped him a little (something he'll deny 'til he's blue in the face) he's able to look beyond that to see what's right and wrong. He dislikes his parents and rarely sees them though they try to get in touch fairly often. Noah often ignores them and instead often communicates with them through mutual friends and acquaintances. It's not secret to the world that Noah doesn't talk to his parents a whole lot, though his parents like to act as though everything is fine.

Noah's been known to have a secret romantic streak. It can be incredibly hard for anyone to get close to him. He's hot with a good body so there have been quite a lot of one night stands, however once someone gets to know him as a person, they don't really stick around, which suits him just fine, he's not ready for a relationship, he's still too young, barely out of school! He's basically still a babe. 

HISTORY

Mother: Urbosa Harlow nee Borgin, 60, Gryffindor, pureblood
Father: Perry Harlow, 66, Ravenclaw, pureblood
Siblings: Fae Constance Harlow , I dunno, twenty-something, think she was some kind of dork maybe? I think she's A positive too but I'm not certain, best check with her.
Partners: None
Others: Ugggghhh, A bunch of bellends. Mum was one of a bazillion so there's a lot of cousins through here, aunts and uncles too, and dad's sister married a total wanker, not surprised.
Elisabetta Burke nee Borgin, aunt, mum's sister, married RICH, like crazy rich, bloke is loaded, pureblood
Robert Burke, the loaded bloke that married Aunty Betty mentioned above, pureblood
Lucian Angelus Marcel Burke, cousin through Betty and Bob, pureblood
Clementine Gabrielle Burke, cousin-in-law, Lucian's wife, pureblood
Alexander Burke, cousin once removed, Clementine and Lucian's son, pureblood
Lilith A. C. Lestrange nee Burke, cousin through Betty and Bob again, Lucian's younger sister, pureblood
Rabastan Aramis Lestrange, cousin-in-law, Lilith's husband, Mr Money Bags, everyone's sooo proud of Lil marrying so well, what a good little sheep. Pureblood
Bump Lestrange, cousin once removed, apparently Lilith and Rabastan saw fit to get it on enough to result in a screaming, pooping mess. Mazel Tov. Pureblood
Lyra Ophelia Genevieve Burke, cousin, attention deprived middle daughter, is anyone surprised she's a hooker or something? Pureblood
Livia Eleanor Grace Burke, cousin, I don't even know, is she still alive? pureblood
Lysander Burke, cousin, bit weird if you ask me, pureblood

Mipha Dolohov nee Borgin, aunt, mum's sister
Wilbur Mikhail Dolohov, uncle through marriage to aunty Mipha, Minister of Magic, giant knob, pureblood
Antonin Dolohov, cousin, pureblood
Nikola Dolohov, cousin, pureblood
Luka Dolohov, cousin, pureblood
Larisa Dolohov, cousin, pureblood
Veronikeia Dolohov, cousin, pureblood

Clarissa Crabbe, aunty, dad's sister, pureblood
Jonathan Crabbe, uncle, married to boring Clarissa, pureblood
Logan Horatio Crabbe, cousin, funny, pureblood
other cousin, never bothered learning his name, pureblood

Prudence Traves, aunty, dad's sister, pureblood
Benjamin Travers, uncle, aunty Prue's husband, pureblood
Tal Travers, cousin, nice guy, pureblood, deceased
Nob face, cousin, wanker, pureblood
Xantha Marie Travers, cousin, pureblood

Lana, Impa, and Epona Borgin are all mum's sisters and Septimus Borgin is mum's brother. Ugly bloke. Told you she came from a shitty big family.

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They say the apple never falls too far from the tree but for Noah, that's not the case. Her fits in well with the family he has but that's only because he's learnt to adapt. He was born to a couple of what he calls 'pureblood nobs'. They place a lot of worth on blood status and were hoping to raise their children the same way. Whether it was disliking his parents or maybe it was because he was bored, who even knew, but Noah found the notion of one person being better than another baser purely on blood status to be utter bollocks. He mentioned that to his father one day and received the biggest beating of his life to date. His dad was always a man with a temper, a man that felt he had something to prove, but that day Noah had bumps and bruises all over himself, cuts his mother healed and a bit of a concussion. He recalls the pain after but he can't remember much of the beating itself. What he did learn was that his father was actually a far bigger twat than he'd ever though possible and so he learnt to play along.

When he was about 8, Noah became a big brother. It was the best feeling in the world, he had no idea what it meant to be a big brother or even any clue on how to handle a baby, but he promised his little sister that he would be her protector growing up, that he would teach her all about the ways of the world ... just as soon as he learnt them himself. He absolutely doted on Fae and was an incredible big brother. He'd protect her come rain or shine, he'd help her out of any situation, and if he found out that anyone so much as harmed a single hair on her head, he'd make them shit on gravel and then magical force feed them the gravely shit. Or something of the like.

The time came for Noah to go off to Hogwarts and he was sad to leave his sister behind but Fae was treated better than Noah ever was, possibly because he taught her how to play along in the pureblood world and how to appease their parents. She was a fast learner and he hoped that she'd be alright without him there. He did make a promise to come home if she needed him to, and he would have done if she'd ever sent an owl but nothing ever came.

Sorted into Slytherin Noah was happy among the snakes. There were people there he'd known his whole life. He got on well with the majority but he was mostly just tolerating them. The older he got, the more he realised he didn't give a shit what these people thought of him, and that was something that went with him even once he was graduated.

After Hogwarts Noah joined the Ministry and got a job training as a Hit Wizard. He was fast and brilliant. They wanted him for the Auror program but he declined, happy with what he was doing. He worked pretty hard, not really bonding with any of his peers, but he carried on doing it regardless. He had a few good mates and he had Fae. There were a few one night stands but mostly Noah was a bit of a loner, and he liked it that way. He was approached by Dumbledore and he joined the Order of the Phoenix, although no one would ever suspect him of all people being in the Order. He was someone that seemed not to care about anyone or anything. He was rude, belligerent at times and somewhat lazy. He rarely wanted to go out. He preferred to stay in and work on his body, at least that was the story he would always give, quite often he'd be doing whatever he could to help the Order.

After the new laws were announced and began rolling out across the country, Noah was recruited for a position on the Muggleborn Registry Committee, something Dumbledore swung. It gave Noah the chance to get Albus the names of Muggleborns that wouldn't surrender themselves and therefore giving the Order a chance to find them first and hide them and their families away. It's a shit job but as always, Noah plays his part well in it all. He can't believe the barbaric changes happening, but he carries on, just as he ought to so as not to rouse any suspicions.

OOC

Play By: Ryan Reynolds
Your Alias: Coco!
Pronouns: Her/she Him/he etc.
Age: Sexy
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