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The doughnuts were delicious. Dorcas knew of a cute little place, hidden away that no one else seemed to be aware of. It was a muggle place so it explained why so many of the people in the ministry only ever brought in crappy doughnuts, but they were so good that Dorcas had to savour them, even when Abraxas asked her if she wanted a meeting set up and she nodded her head, "Mmm." Instead of rushing her mouthful and talking like a normal human being.


Tag: Abraxas Corbin Vaile
Notes: <3
Outfit: Worky work

Dorcas wasn't sure what Julian's dick was like and, possibly, slightly, maybe, for just a moment, she was, perhaps, possibly, maybe, slightly, somewhat curious, "He is one, I'm not sure what he's packing in there," She said truthfully, although she did glance in his direction before knocking back some more of her gin and tonic in the hopes that maybe she'd forget all about that portion of their conversation, "Best of luck to you," Dorcas said with a small salute before she finished off her drink and turned to the table to make herself yet another gin and tonic, this time a little more heavy on the gin.


Tag: Euphadora Rose Parkinson
Notes: <3
Outfit: Happy Birthday, Mr Hummmbert.

Jasper coming out as a fairy was, genuinely, the highlight of Dorcas’ day, but she believed herself a good friend and so she wasn’t going to hold this over him for two long, maybe a month, two at most. This needed photos and, as if by magic, a man appeared, taking photos, “Oh hell, I’m going to need a copy of that, please and thank you.” She said with a wink, “Looking gorgeous, Jasp.” She said, blowing a small kiss his way.

Dorcas would have appreciated Jasper’s outfit for a while longer but Rabastan made himself known. Aurora was thrilled to see her uncle and even Ariel was excited to see him, which was adorable. “Don’t.” She said as she rolled her eyes exactly while Rabby made a dumb comment. She groaned, like hell she was going to make a bloody fairy, “I’m not even going to dignify that,” she said, “And I’m pretty sure that that,” she said, nodding her head at his overdressed son, “is a form of child abuse.” She pulled his little outfit down so it would stop gathering up around his neck, “What has your psychotic mother done to you, Nate?” She said, stroking her finger over his cheek, “I know you’re loaded and all, but the aim is ‘least amount of therapy’, not most.” That kid was going to grow up entirely messed in the head, his mother was a nut job and his father was a Lestrange.

Tag: Rabastan Aramis Lestrange etc.!
Notes: <3
Outfit: Being mum!

Dorcas had barely started her doughnut when Abraxas appeared back in his office. He didn't look all that shocked to see her there, but then every auror was a master of their faces. “Nah, figured I’d give Devereaux a chance to sneak in and tidy it up.” She shrugged before biting down on her doughnut, relaxed in Abraxas’ chair.

"I've had a tip that someone shady has been seen coming in and out of the East Dartmoor Woods," Dorcas leant forward and picked up the top two pieces of parchment from the folder she’d brought in and held them out to Abraxas. Given the string of magical deaths in the surrounding areas, Dorcas figured there was a chance this individual was involved, or in the very least worthy of looking into. “Do you still have an informant down that way?” She took a bite of her doughnut, getting sugar up her cheek, pretty sure it was Abraxas with the CI down that way, but maybe it was Rookwood, or Moody. Eh, she'd figure it out, she was willing to carry her doughnuts all over the ministry.


Tag: Abraxas Corbin Vaile
Notes: <3
Outfit: Worky work

“Need them faster than the elves can pour?” Dorcas turned her head to look at the inquisitive voice, "More than you know." She said, bringing the drink to her mouth and taking a few good gulps. The party - if you could call it that - was just a small affair, there were just people that Dorian considered friends and then some of their plus ones, like Dora Parkinson. Dorcas hadn't really spent a whole lot of time with her, but Dorcas loved that Dora made all the snooty twats uncomfortable. It was amusing watching them look down their noses at someone over practically nothing, luckily Dora carried herself well and could handle it, which made the pompous arses all the more uncomfortable to be around her, and that was what Dorcas enjoyed most about Dora, she was strong and unashamed. Those rich twats seemed to hold nothing over her, and not many people could claim that in those circles. "Did you tag along with someone tonight?" It wasn't meant to be a rude question, but Dorcas hadn't invited her and she hadn't known she was coming. She didn't mind in the slightest but there were probably more tactful ways Dorcas could have asked such a question but she didn't really care if it was taken the wrong way. She raised her glass to her lips again, taking another large mouthful. Dorcas turned and watched as Rodolphus made his way into the room. She quirked her brow as her mother took hold of him and seemed to wave to Rabastan. Her mother had to be the only woman in the world that tried to mother the two biggest babies in the entire world.


Tag: Euphadora Rose Parkinson
Notes: <3
Outfit: Happy Birthday, Mr Hummmbert.

Dorcas kept her mouth shut and didn't let a sound escape as he firmly smacked her arse, she winced a little but straightened her face out, not retaliating because she knew that would definitely end up with everything in the bedroom smashed to pieces and the bed on fire. A lot of images flashed through her mind of what could be if she responded, but she just wanted to lay the fuck down and do nothing for forever. "Shockingly, no, I do not." She said with an eyeball, "In fact, get whoever it is out of the house sooner rather than later." If the guy was caught, there was nothing Dorcas could do now short of having her house raided or giving the suffering soul a short ending. She was curious enough to wonder who it was he had down there, but if it was someone she knew or cared about, she'd only blow her own cover, she couldn't risk that. Voldemort was already keeping a watch on her and she wouldn't put it past him to have Roddy reporting back to him on everything she did. Playing both sides was more exhausting than she had ever expected it to be but she could handle it, although she'd never expected the wizarding world to fall so far and she had hoped that Dumbledore would have a fix-all solution, but it seemed the old man was just as unsure as everyone else, making things up as he went along, whereas Voldemort was organised and had a clear vision he was following to his end goals. From where Dorcas was standing it seemed as though he would be victorious, "How sweet of you. And they say romance is dead." Dorcas started making her way towards the bathroom. She was going to do her teeth and relax because as of right now, all she could feel was a building tension and she knew if Roddy stuck around then she was going to bite his head off. They never really argued, their arguments always turned to sex and then one of them would get their own way, but this didn't feel like something that could be resolved with sex.

Tag: Rodolphus Adalrich Lestrange
Notes: <3
Outfit: Slythie Jammies!

Dorcas mixed and mingled chatting to people and making sure they had enough to drink. She'd made sure to pull out all the good stuff the Roddy kept hidden away. There was a good chance that he knew she'd use all his good stuff and so he'd swapped it out for the cheaper alcohol, but there was also the chance he didn't give a shit. He was weird like that, somethings were important, others were not. Alcohol? Well he was loaded, he would always be able to afford the crazy prices on all the special crap so what did it matter of a bottle or 50 ended up getting drunk at a party he wasn't invited to?

Somehow, and Dorcas wasn't sure how, but Moody had managed to make Dorian the centre of attention. Everyone seemed to be peering to get a look at what Julian had gotten the birthday boy. Dorcas have zero shits. Julian had been the one to want this party and so he probably wanted to show off something. Whatever it was Dorcas preferred the look of a gin and tonic over whatever was happening with Dorian and his half-twat-brother.

Knocking the entire gin and tonic back in record time, Dorcas put the glass down in time to see Dorian walking away. Everyone seemed to be standing around awkwardly and she could see her parents whispering to one another. As if right on cue, Roddy made his grand entrance, followed by his brother. Dorcas rolled his eyes, not in the least bit surprised that he was home early with his brother in tow. No doubt Rabby was too scared to return home, his ice-bitch wife would probably freeze him to death somehow, possibly with a large freezer. Dorcas was calling it now, that was what Lilith would do with Rabby, she'd take his wand, knock him out and lock him in a deep freezer.

Dorcas ignored her husband's call because he could go fuck himself, although judging by his state he'd probably fall asleep twenty seconds in. How in the hell had her parents let her marry a giant twat? Really, they were really off their game. Dorcas just lurked at the back, making herself a new G&T, not bothering to wait for the house elf to circulate the trays with more ready made drinks, and besides, at least this was she could make it that much more stronger.


Tag: Dorian Michael Humbert etc.
Notes: <3
Outfit: Happy Birthday, Mr Hummmbert.