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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Feb 4, 2019 13:50:15 GMT
Next time. He'd certainly think of Hazel the next time he had a pet to name. It was entirely possible that Remy would want a say in naming any pet that he got but he'd happily let Hazel and Remy concoct some kind of genius name between the two of them. Gus figured that Remy would probably get on well with Hazel. She'd been talking of moving to the UK to be closer to him once she was graduated but Gus was sure she'd miss the beautiful weather the south of France had to offer, besides, she had her mum, her step dad and her whole circles of family and friends there, he didn't want her moving just for him, it would be a mistake. She was so young, she had a lot she needed to do. Travelling was something Gus completely encouraged. She needed to see the world. He and her mother had missed out when they were young. They tried so hard to keep a roof over their heads, give Remy a life she deserved and in the end that life ended up being in France and he was okay with that, he'd accepted it a long time ago.
His thoughts stopped as he looked at Hazel. There was a pause but he didn't think of it as awkward because while he'd stopped thinking of one thing, he was now entirely focused on another. Hazel was amazing. That wasn't just a compliment in his mind that he'd keep to himself, he'd outright tell her once he was sober enough but right now he realised that wasn't appropriate because she was being kind enough to take him in and help him sort his sorry arse out with a clean, fresh jacket that wasn't covered in beer. She was making sure that even though he was a little on the tipsy side (okay, a lot) that he would be okay. Who even did that? She was incredible! Other people had just laughed at him but Hazel had taken him home and was looking out for him and she looked so incredibly hot in that outfit that Gus wasn't sure he'd be able to keep his hands to himself for much - Hazel was on him. Her lips at least. They were pressing against him and his hands found their way to her hips without skipping a beat. Oh Merlin this was divine! Her lips were soft and he could taste traces of her drink. All of his other senses were completely shut off to the world, all he could focus on was Hazel and how right this felt.
As the kiss came to a close Gus pulled away, his upper body wobbling a little as he found his centre of gravity. "That's unacceptable," He told her, "I was totally going to kiss you first." He leant in once more, pressing his lips to hers because this should have happened sooner, he could feel his excitement getting the better of him already. He had no thoughts beyond the here and now. He couldn't have thought of anything other than Hazel and doing all kinds of wonderful things to her, even if he'd tried. He was lost in the moment, lost to her and it was a perfect way to finish up the first "staff meeting" of the year.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Jan 23, 2019 2:38:35 GMT
Creative with names was not Gus' forte. Heck, he couldn't even come up with a name for his own daughter! His ex had decided on the name Remy, something fashionable probably but it was well worn by his daughter. She was a wonderful mix of fashionable and caring. Gus missed her terribly while she was away at school but it always made him smile when he got letters from her. He made sure to stay in contact every week and while his French was worse than ever, Remy was fluent having learnt with ease as she grew up, her mother conversing with her in French was something that had never bothered Gus, although he was sometimes curious as to what they would be saying to one another. Still it was none of his business and so he lept out of it usually, unless they started chuckling with one another. Oh those were happier times. And now what was happening? He was in a colleagues kitchen, most certainly drunk and needing to make his way back up a bloody hill to hopefully fall in his bed with enough coordination that he didn't wake up with a wickedly sore back in the morning.
"Honestly, I can say I'm terrible at names. I had a dog once and I couldn't think of a name. After a month of mum nagging I finally called it 'Woofer', truly, I shouldn't be allowed to name anything." He chuckled, looking about the kitchen that they walked in to, finding it quaint and rather reflective of Hazel. It was exactly the type of kitchen you'd expect her to have somehow. The dog was still sniffing about Gus' legs but he paid the mini-beast no attention, "A beer would be great, thanks." He smiled, knowing that he really shouldn't be having another, not now and especially not while he was already drunk, but there was something compelling him to stay, have another drink, spend a bit more time with Hazel. She really was a fabulous woman.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Jan 22, 2019 15:06:47 GMT
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Gus! Gussy-Wussy-Woo! He's my adorable little Care of Magical Creatures Professor at Hogwarts! He and his wife have divorced (finally) and have been separated for many years. He's got a daughter from that relationship - 17 (18 if you like) year old Remy! She lives in South France with her mother and attends Beauxbatons where she is in her final seventh year. She's rather a Princess around her mum and her mum's partner. Around her dad it's a different story. She's more real and genuine, she's happy to get in the mess and help muck out the magical animals that need it. Gus has always travelled to France to be with her for the Summer Holidays and Christmas but this year, for Christmas, Gus stayed at Hogwarts as it's his first year as Head of Hufflepuff. Remy could have come to Hogsmeade or stayed with her mum - players choice.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Dec 15, 2018 5:08:21 GMT
"Right-o." He said as he looked down the garden path, a little dizzier than he had been a few moments ago. He wasn't up for falling flat on his face. He did it often enough in his classes with some of the beasts he showed, but to do it now in front of Hazel because of some bloody overexcited bush? That was simply unacceptable to the gentleman and so he made extra sure as he walked it, to keep an eye on anything grabby. He kept such a close eye on the path, plants, and his feet, that he almost failed to notice Hazel come to a stop at the front door. Thankfully he managed to stop before crashing in to Hazel but Merlin was his heart pounding! As she ushered him inside he tried to move swiftly and avoid causing too much damage to his reputation. He'd really let himself have it tonight but things were still salvageable. At least that was what he kept telling himself, even though he wasn't quite sure what needed to be salvaged, he just felt like something needed to be.
Hazel offered him a drink and while usually he would have politely declined, he kind of stumbled around in his brain, searching for meaning to her question. He wasn't reading anything into it, he was just taking his time establishing what her words literally meant. "Sure!" He chirped, oblivious for a few seconds to the snoring that was meeting his ears. It clicked in his mind that her parents were sleeping and so he hushed up a little although he was fairly certain he'd forget soon enough, and sure enough, he was distracted by a dog of all things. He chuckled at the name, thinking it was quite possibly the best name for a dog that could ever be. "Barkimedes?" He asked with a small chuckle again, pretty impressed really.
Everything that was going on around him was kind of lost on Gus. He knew he hadn't been this drunk when he'd left the pub but then the alcohol had been given a decent chance to really kick in now. He was up, moving around and letting it flood his system. It had been a pretty good night but he didn't think he'd had that much to be feeling this light headed and giddy. He kind of felt like he did back in his old school days when he and Alvin would sneak off for a few drinks and get tipsy and then pretty damn drunk, on just a few cheap beers at the Hogs Head! "Yeah, that'd be great." He said, looking from Hazel to the dog that was interested in the jacket, "Ah, that's not for you, chap." He said, giving the pup a little pat on the head, messing his fur a little. "Perhaps some water might do you a lick of good." And had Gus been a wiser man, perhaps he would have taken his own advice, but alas he wasn't thinking too clearly.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Nov 24, 2018 3:19:37 GMT
Gus knew he was being a mess right now. He wasn't in a mess, he was the mess. He was creating such a scene and honestly, he had no idea how to make it stop. Usually he was a little quirky, a little funny, but he always had his head screwed on straight, however tonight it seemed he was being a right twit and not thinking anything through and there was really no reason for it. He'd spent plenty of time with Hazel before and yes, while he most certainly thought of her as attractive, because she was a very attractive individual, there could be no denying it at all, he'd never been in such a tizzy so as to make a spectacle of himself like this! Gus knew it was unfair but he was blaming Helley for this. She'd got in his mind, stirred things up, made comments that were in no way appropriate, and now he was overcompensating to appear as just a friend or ... no, yeah, just a friend, that was all he was, that was all he could ever been, even if he wanted more - which he most certainly did not! She was Alvin's widow for Merlin's sake!
Hazel seemed to have more control over the situation than he had. She was far more in the moment than he and she no doubt thought he was being a complete wanker but at least she wasn't showing it. She was actually being pretty decent, which he expected, to be honest. She took his hand which admittedly made his heart skip a small beat but it was only because he hadn't been expecting it, he'd honestly expected a slap around the back of the head or something. Yeah. That was it.
Once out of the pub Gus was slapped but not with a hand, the cold air was so much cooler than he'd been expecting and that was even after a few drinks. Hazel took her hand back and looked to be freezing and there he was with no dry jacket to offer. He was such a putz but he just followed on, not really sure what to say because honestly, there wasn't a lot he could say when all his thoughts were about what an idiot he'd been, or how Helley was a pain in the arse, or how Hazel was far too kind and beautiful. "Oh, what? No," Did she honestly just offer to wash his jacket? She had, hadn't she. "No, no, not at all, you don't have to do that." He had the jacket bundled up in his hand, "I'll wash it when I get back to the castle, no big deal or anything." Merlin the idea of her doing his washing was absurd! She wasn't his wife, and even then she still wouldn't expect her to do his washing, not after it was all his own fault his jacket had become such a mess in the first place. "Thanks, Hazel." He smiled, so pleased he had a decent friend looking out for him and hopefully, next time he saw her, his mind would be a little less chaotic and he'd be able to thank her properly for her help this evening. And her father. He'd need to thank her father for borrowing the bloke's jacket, even if he didn't know about. Merlin he hoped her parents were asleep, it'd be awkward if he met her parents tonight, right? Yeah, definitely.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Nov 4, 2018 23:01:45 GMT
Gus had absolutely no idea what he was doing. It was becoming more and more apparent as he acted that he was indeed a little inebriated by the continuous rounds of drinks this evening. He knew he wouldn't be completely sober but throwing his jacket over the mess drunk? Well he truly wasn't thinking right, and to make matters worse he was making a fool of himself in front of Hazel, and also a couple other peers. Merlin he hoped that new Professor didn't read too much into this, he didn't want her making some kind of crude sexual actions behind his back or worse, to his face. She seemed like quite a bold individual and it most certainly didn't seem beyond her to do such a thing. How was Hazel even friends with her? Not that there was something unfriendly about his new colleague, he could see how she appealed to a certain calibre of friends, but he hadn't thought Hazel would be the sort to consort with someone so brazen as she. "Oh bollocks." He laughed, coughing once more, just clearing his throat a little more. He may as well have thrown flobberworm mucus around the place. He hoped Hazel wasn't going to judge him too harshly for this debacle.
"I've no sodding idea." He chuckled truthfully, standing up right, hands on his hips as he looked at the mess he'd made. He took a deep breath in and sighed it out, resigned to the fact he'd just lost the majority of his pint to the table and floor. He looked to Hazel who seemed to be trying not to look at the scene he'd created. Rosmerta, ever bless he heart was around from the other side of the bar an clearing up the mess, glancing at Gus with a look he could only interpret to me 'You bloody dickhead'. Of course this was how he'd ended the evening. He was a bloody dickhead! "Thanks, Roz." He chuckled sheepishly. "I guess that's my cue to get my butt back up to the castle." He said, rocking forward on his feet a little. He leant forward and picked up the glass he'd spilt, knocking back the last of the beer and then lifting up his dripping jacket. He rolled it into some form of lump and let it drip over a couple of damp napkins on the table. What a tit he was.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Nov 1, 2018 11:44:26 GMT
What- Was this-? Honestly just What? Gus was at a loss, he had no idea what was happening and this new teacher was really reading the whole vibe between himself and Hazel completely wrong. Sure Hazel looked incredible tonight in a dress that hugged her womanly figure while still left plenty to the imagination, and yes, Hazel had a way about her that could make him laugh while simultaneously making him feel nervous to be around her, but that wasn't anything to do with ... anything like Wilhelmina had been implying! Merlin's balls, no! He was just that way around her because, well he wasn't sure why, but it had nothing about wanting to spend intimate time with the her. She was a colleague and the widow of a friend of his. "Oh no," He chuckled, "I don't think I could ever get used to that." He took a mouthful of his beer, inhaling as he did so and accidentally breathing the bitter taste into his lungs. The way the light had struck Hazel had made Gus realise that he indeed thought of Hazel in an inappropriate way for one to think of a work colleague and widow of your school mate. He was coughing and spluttering as he lowered his beer too fast to the table and accidentally spilt the brown beverage everywhere.
"Sor-" He coughed, unable to get a full word out, but he was going to try, "Sorry," He spluttered, covering his mouth with the inside of his right elbow, his face now turning a spectacular shade of red while he tried gathering anything that might stop the flow of the beer from reaching Hazel and her wonderful frock. Coughing still, and truly without much thought beyond Hazel's dress, Gus grabbed his jacket from the back of his chair and threw it onto the wet mess on the table, forgetting about the big bit of wood in his pants.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Oct 7, 2018 9:09:41 GMT
Conversation with Hazel was going to be the highlight of his evening. She could talk about anything in the world and it would still be the most enjoyable part of the night. Hazel was wise and insightful, he smile brightened every dark corner of the world and her eyes were magical, Gus was certain of it. They waty the sparkled and shined was not average, they were mystical and to add to the illusion she dressed like a stunning gypsy woman. She had the look like she could leave at a moments notice and it was exciting! Gus knew that Hazel wasn't really like that - they'd known each other for five years! - but she looked so enchanting. If she asked him to run away with her in the night - he would. Without a doubt, he just knew that he would.
She was in the process of telling him about her summer. He wanted to know how Wales was but they were interrupted. Gus turned his head to look at Helley, his eyes lingering on Hazel until the very last second. "Uhm," He said, his brow furrowing slightly as his head tilted just a bit, almost curious as to what was wrong with his conversation of choice because he truly was interested to hear about Hazel's summer! They'd not had chance to talk about it yet and this was perfect, was it not? "Bone?!" He repeated, his brow furrowing a little more. He didn't know a lot about this new professor other than she was a friend of Hazel's and exceedingly bold, that was a given, "I'm not sure that's entirely appropriate." He chuckled, raising his glass and taking a sip, hoping she'd not say such an awkward thing again but that he came off as friendly in trying to get her to cease such an awkward and somewhat terrifying topic right now.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Oct 1, 2018 12:48:26 GMT
The warmth of the pub was delightful. It was more than just actual warmth, it wasn't something physical but you could certainly feel it. It was the way in which people chattered with ease amongst themselves, laughed and enjoyed one another's company. It was the way someone stumbled and those that witnessed laughed then patted the stumbler on the back in a show of support. Things were fun without ever getting mean - it just wasn't necessary for a good time amongst good people. People were comfortable around one another and as the fire in the hearth began to die down, the pub grew dimmer and the chatter softened.
Hazel pointed to Gus' face, telling him "that" was a good look for him. That? "That"? What was, "That"? Gus tried looking down his nose in the hope that he might see what she meant but there was nothing that he could see. He realised she'd been pointing to her lips to indicate there was something on his own, and so rather than grabbing a napkin and dabbing his upper lip, he stretched out his tongue to lick away whatever was there. The small bubbles that lined his top lip, in an ever so adorable moustache, popped upon contact with his tongue and he could smell the beer better than he could taste it. Such a small amount of beer could hardly be tasted when compared with the mouthful he'd just swallowed. "Tastes pretty good too." He smiled brightly, "So how was your summer? Get up to much mischief?" While it had been great chatting away with everyone, Gus rather liked chatting one on one with someone, especially Hazel. He told himself that it was because he'd been friends with her dearly departed husband but it wasn't just that, there was something else there. He thought of Hazel as a friend to her in her own way. If they didn't have any kind of connection then they'd definitely still be friends.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Sept 30, 2018 14:10:58 GMT
The school year was off to a splendid start! Gus had found that the students had all behaved themselves rather well thus far into the year and it was about time that he had a catch up with his peers. Many of the staff had turned out for drinks at The Three Broomsticks. It had been a wonderful evening and only a few stragglers remained. He loved spending his time in France with his daughter, travelling a little with her through the country and popping to Spain for a quick visit, but he did also miss good ol' England ... or Scotland. He missed being able to meet with his friends. His daughter was incredible and despite now being officially divorced, Gus still got on well with his ex. She was pretty good at allowing him time with their daughter and she was in her final year of school so he hoped that next year he'd be able to see much more of her and not be limited to just Summer Holidays and a bit of time at Christmas.
He chatted to a lot of people, enjoying time with them all. They spoke of Tristan and Paris and how it seemed the Astronomy position was as cursed as the Defence Against the Dark Arts position. Of course they'd all had a laugh, reassured both the Astronomy and Defence Professors that they'd both be absolutely fine come the end of the year but it was kind of an empty promise. They couldn't guarantee that, and both positions really did seem to be cursed right now. Two Astronomy Professors in as many years. Plenty of Defence Professors too. It was kind of shocking, but Dumbledore knew what he was doing. He'd be more vigilant this year ... Yeah, well that called for another round!
The round was much smaller than it had been at the beginning of the night and even though there were still a few people in the pub, it was clear that Rosmerta was almost ready to shut up shop. Last rounds had been called and this was their. Gus sat down at his seat, setting the tray and snacks down, then picking up his pint as he slid his chair in with his legs and arse. He looked about the table at the remaining staff from Hogwarts and raised his glass, "To a bloody fine year!" He proclaimed, lifting his glass higher still and towards the centre of the table where other glasses met with his, the clinking a truly satisfying sound, he thought as her brought his beer to his lips and took a sip. By the time he lowered his glass he had a little foamy moustache sitting above his top lip with Gus none the wiser.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on May 12, 2018 4:04:50 GMT
Horrible was one word for what it was. Disgusting was really something far more accurate. A shite covered student was honestly disgusting. Pungent and gross and then to add manure to that? Okay, that was a little harsh, Stuggins wasn't that bad really, but he wasn't exactly one big on personal hygiene. Not many boys were it seemed. Though it was probably more to do with their out of control hormones making them stink more than they would usually. Hormones couldn't really be blamed on the students, though honestly, would it kill some of the lads to shower at least a couple of times a day? Being a teen wasn't fun but Gus didn't remember being so stinky all the time, nor his dorm mates. Perhaps he had just been too used to it at the time and had never really noticed it. The only time the place would stink was if one of the quidditch guys came to the room after training and before hitting the showers. Exceedingly gross but not frequent to Gus' recollection. "You're going to have to regale us with some of those engorgement tales on Friday." He chuckled, his face warming. He wouldn't be the only one with horror stories, all teachers had something to tell.
"Ah, yeah." He said, stuffing his hands in his pockets. "She was a little surprised but you know Lenore, took it in her stride. I expect she'll be having words with him about what happened." And she'd probably be bloody lovely about it too. Gus wasn't sure he'd have the patients to deal with kids acting out of line like that all the time. It took someone with a special kind of patients to be a head of house, Gus thought, and as much as he loved teaching and his time as a Hufflepuff, he wasn't sure that he could manage dealing with a few hundred students every little issue. He was happy just dealing with their Care of Magical Creatures issues and that was about all.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Apr 22, 2018 8:41:30 GMT
Students could be full on. They were young and hormonal with the world of magic at their fingertips. There were many talented students, there were many dim students but they all knew enough to cause damage if they wanted to. The idea that a student might blow up a section of the school was never far from Gus' mind because to him, one hormonal outburst could certainly cause something like that. Thankfully nothing too bad had happened in his time at Hogwarts, both as a student and a Professor, but there were of course rumours that floated around about this one kid that once did something and another that did something else. Gus really never paid too much attention to all that malarky back in his school days, he'd been too energetic and focused on what he was up to to worry about some kids from fifty years ago rumoured to have done something extreme.
Gus chuckled at Hazel's little joke, his head looked down to the ground out of habit and shuffled his feet a little. He looked back up and across to Hazel and nodded a little, the corners of his lips pulling down a little before he smiled, “So true.” He commented, some students in particular were rather more beastly than the others, some were downright nuisances really but every student deserved the right to learn and, hopefully, they'd grow as humans with the more knowledge and understanding they got, something that would primarily rest on what they were taught at school. Of course there was a lot of parental involvement. The first eleven years of these children's lives were pretty much left to their parents or nannies and their views on others were set before they got to the castle. Some changed for the better, some were influenced for the worse but Gus always hoped the students would find themselves doing the right thing. "Stuggin's was even covered in -" Gus cleared his throat, he was about to say 'shit' but he knew that was entirely inappropriate language for school hours, words like 'shit' and 'piss' were reserved for the informal staff meetings where they could blow off a little steam, "Animal faeces and I'm fairly certain Rosenberg and Fillies had something to do with it the way they were snickering on." Gus made a clicking noise with his tongue and his teeth, bloody fed up with those two students in particular. They were a rather pain in the arse duo.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Feb 20, 2018 10:52:37 GMT
It was sweet of Hazel to play along with his humour but he knew that he wasn't to everyone's tastes, in fact he thought of himself as a bit of a pain from time to time. When he'd been younger he was fairly certain he'd been a hell of a lot more boisterous than he was now and probably quite a pain in the bottom for those that weren't his friends. He had a caring streak too, he was far more empathetic and caring once he'd started his Care of Magical Creatures lessons in his third year but once he was out of his lessons and once he'd been riled up a little more by his mates, he was right back to being a typical teenage boy, and who could ever possibly blame him? He was just glad he'd never done anything outright ridiculous as a teen. He'd been relatively well behaved when it came to the girls, finding them a little nerve wrecking in the beginning but after a fair few rejections he soon built up confidence around them and realised they were just people too. Not that he'd ever really thought of them as something other than people, just that it was harder to approach them when they were so attractive they seemed like Goddesses.
There were always plenty of reasons to chose from for a 'staff meeting' and Gus always felt the best one was; "Survival." He smiled, cheeks perking up, pulling his curving lips and just lighting up his playful blue eyes, "I think that's always worthy of celebrating." He chuckled but soon trailed off. He thought of himself as funny but he knew not many others did and he'd learnt to grow a little uncomfortable with laughing at his own jokes around others, especially when they probably did not find what he was saying quite as funny as he did but anyone that worked with jumped up, hormonal teenagers would know that at the end of every week it felt like surviving the near impossible, or perhaps that was just for him because of his own career path. "Just an incident today in class. Nothing to worry about, just stinky and messy combined with a few trouble makers. The consequences I get to face choosing a Profession of teens and beasts." For the most part Gus did absolutely love his job, the students, mostly, were pretty respectful and well behaved. Today was not an average sort of day but it was one that would require talking about over plenty of drinks down at the local pub with a few good colleagues that would at least partially know what he was going through but he was certain none of them would quite get what it was to work with kids and animals because really, how many of them literally had to deal with shit on a daily basis, let alone a kid covered in the foul smelling stuff?
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Feb 15, 2018 11:51:57 GMT
'Of course'. Of course 'of course'! What else would she say? Gus straightened himself up immediately, probably a little too fast and gave the door a little more of a push, letting himself in as Hazel moved around her desk. She was a smashing lass and Gus hadn't had the chance to get to know her while she'd been married to one of his old mates from Hogwarts. After Hogwarts Gus had found he'd lost touch with a lot of people, Alvin being one of them and as such he'd never met Alvin's blushing bride. In fact he hadn't even heard of Alvin's accident until after he started working at Hogwarts. Thankfully he'd found out from a mutual friend, had he asked Hazel herself how he was getting on ... well he imagined that would have made for one awful first impression. Of him. Not her. She just seemed wonderful, very easy going. He would of course seemed like a complete and utter tit.
"What?" He asked of her enquiry until it struck him that she thought he was here in some kind of offical, Professory capacity but now, he was her in a sort of personal capacity, "Oh no, not that, not unless you've become head of Slytherin of Hufflepuff since I last saw you,"He chuckled. "No, I've uh- just swung by to see if you fancy joining a couple of us for a 'staff meeting'." he said, his eyes averting to the ceiling a little as he lent back with a little wiggle because honestly, it wasn't a staff meeting of any kind and he was sure his body language and the tone he used suggested it was not the sort of staff meeting one might have around Hogwarts with all the professors, Dumbledore included, "Just at the Three Broomsticks." He said, "Friday night. Lenore's coming and Geralina. She's gonna have a word with Tristan, see if he fancies a few drinks if he's got the time." He slipped his hands into his pockets and rocked back slightly on his heels, lips pursed a little as he smiled head tilted a little as he wondered if she'd have any interest at all or if she'd be busy. He wasn't even sure what Tristan's schedule was so he wasn't sure if the Astronomy Professor would be coming along or not. He wouldn't mind if it was just him and the ladies, not that he was thinking of it in any sort of sexual way - Merlin no! He just didn't mind their company, actually her rather enjoyed all of them, they were all easy to get along with and he was so glad he'd stopped talking because yep, that would definitely have sounded perverted out loud.
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Post by Fergus Jefferson Bones on Feb 13, 2018 7:51:56 GMT
"Oooh myyy bloody ..." Gus trailed off, as his eyes and head went skyward, his hands on his hips as his body twisted away from the boy but he knew he had to look back. He also knew he was unable to finish the rest of that sentence without having the headmaster jump down his throat for inappropriate to the minors all stood around, mouths gaped at the site before them. Gus looked back to the young boy in question and he dropped his head off to the side a little as sigh escaped him. Of all the things. He was in his third year! This was his bloody first year of this lesson and the boy was just stood there, dumbfounded, covered head to toe in shit. Literal shit. From an animal. What in the bloody hell had happened Gus didn't know and he was quite frankly not a fan of finding out but the young Hufflepuff lad was definitely never going to be living this one down as the students started gossiping amongst themselves now that the shock was wearing off. Unfortunately the smell was not.
"Go on," Gus said, indicating over to the fence, "Stand over there." Bloody hell this was ridiculous, "Everybody else, you're dismissed, enjoy your extra ten minutes of freedom." He told them, glad that the day would soon be over, only it was only Wednesday, he still had another two lessons and dingus here was due back again on Friday, right before lunch. Brilliant. Sodding brilliant. "Uh-" He started, pointing to two other lads that were snickering away to one another. Gus had a feeling they were bloody well involved too but no one was saying anything. "You two wait here." He told them before he turned his wand on the shit-covered shit. Okay, that wasn't fair and he knew it, but come on! This!? "Stuggins stay still. Aguamenti." He said, a jet of ice blue light flying from his wand, it turned to water and her drenched the boy, removing a lot of the animal dung as was possible for now. "Stop shaking, it's just a bit of water." He told the boy before switching to the hot-air charm to dry him off. Admittedly it was bloody freezing outside and if he'd been hosed off he'd probably be shivering quite a bit too. "Up to the castle and wash off properly, Stuggins." He told the Hufflepuff before he turned to the Gryffindors he was certain were somehow involved. "If I hear even a peep out of you two next lesson," He said, his jaw tense as he looked from one boy to the other, "It's two weeks of detention. Go on, back up to the castle with you both." The boys gave a quick 'yes, sir' and hurried on their way. Gus sighed again, rolled his eyes and relaxed his body.
With a wave of his wand the equipment from the lesson started packing itself away. Once that was done Gus had it in his mind that he was going to need a couple of stiff drinks to recuperate from todays little episode but just as his luck was, it was Wednesday and he preferred not to drink when he had lessons to teach the following day so that left one option, a 'staff meeting' on Friday at the Three Broomsticks, after all what was the point of a lesson like today if you couldn't share it with your peers and sit down and discuss appropriate ways to handle such situations? Okay, it would be more a sharing of outrageous stories from this years lessons, and lessons over all of time. At least his trip up to the castle was a quiet one. He ran his idea of a staff meeting by Geralina in the entrance hall who was keen on attending and Lenore on the first floor. He also made mention of her little Stuggins and what he'd been up to. Next stop was Hazel's classroom. Lessons were out but he hadn't seen her walking down to the great hall so he figured he'd start there, walking the corridor until he got to the classroom door. With a gentle knock he opened the door to see Hazel grading her papers, "Got a mo'?" He asked, peeking from the door, brow quirked high, doubting she'd turn him away but it didn't hurt to look a tad adorable.
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