|
Order of the Phoenix
all about the witches
Sexuality
Married to the amazingly psycho, Regina Black!
Relationship Status
Failed Auror slash Genius // layabout // amazing husband
Occupation
|
Slither
Offline
Tag me @sirius
|
|
Post by Sirius Lee Black on Mar 3, 2019 18:33:32 GMT
 I am a responsible adult now, let's go get some candy
“This is absolute dragon shite!” he announced loudly, letting himself into James and Lily’s place uninvited. He dropped his duffle on the floor near the door, all of his workout clothes and study materials inside. Had he not enchanted it to basically be a weightless, bottomless pit so he could fit all of his things in it at once, it would have been bulging at the seams and weighed as much as he did. Alright, perhaps he was exaggerating, but having to clear out all his shit from his locker and desk at work was an awful lot. He wasn’t in the mood to be very literal right now. He preferred thinking in exaggerations and hyperboles. “They’re never going to have an Auror as good as me! Bloody tossers!” Sirius dramatically flopped himself onto the sofa, his face buried in a decorative cushion Lily had told him repeatedly not to muss up. “Prongs! I’m whining over here! Come acknowledge me!” Agent Humbert had warned him repeatedly that this could happen, then that it was likely to happen, but for it to actually have happened seemed to truly shock Sirius. He’d been kicked out of the Auror trainee academy. He wasn’t going to be an Auror! This had totally come out of left field, aside from the repeated lectures and warnings and write-ups. A total shock!
[googlefont="Kristi"] |
|
|
Order of the Phoenix
Spiffing
Sexuality
Married to bangin' Lily Potter
Relationship Status
Whaaaat!? // Be serious // Shut up
Occupation
|
izzy
Offline
Tag me @james
|
|
Post by James Henry Potter on Mar 5, 2019 11:10:55 GMT
 Tonight we can truly say together we're invincible If James had known that pregnancy hormones could make a woman extra horny, he'd have knocked Lily up a long time ago. Okay, maybe not, but he had certainly been enjoying the ride so far. She was getting bigger now. She had to be at least eight months along, or so James guessed, and one of his favourite things to do lately was sit and tell wild stories to her stomach, marvelling at the kicks and rolls he sometimes got in response. He had even tapped on her stomach at one point, and the kid tapped back. Tapped back! Bloody incredible! As amazing as all of that was, though, it didn't help when he had a frisky wife, and all he could think about was whether the baby was listening, or if it could feel what was going on or not. He hadn't really thought about it before until she'd popped a few weeks back, and now it was front and centre on his mind as he hovered awkwardly over his wife on their bed. Lily had insisted that he wouldn't hurt her, but he was still being pretty ginger about it. There was nothing ginger about his kisses. Merlin, he wanted her. He wanted her like they used to be, without any of the worries that currently plagued him. "Lily," he murmured against her neck as she pulled him closer and he felt like he was squishing her a bit too much. He kissed her again, and tried to roll into a better position. They were naked, there was no backing out, and James was determined to figure it out, but he just couldn't stop himself from voicing his main concern. "Lily," he panted, breathless from kissing her. "Are you sure-" Merlin, now she was pulling his hair, "-that I won't-" her boobs were just incredible, "poke the baby?""This is absolute dragon shite!" James froze. His dark eyes settled on Lily's goddamn sexy green ones, and he swallowed. "Sometimes I hate having a dog." he whined, reluctantly rolling away from his wife and onto the floor as he scrambled for his clothes. It wouldn't be the first time Sirius had barged into their bedroom unannounced, there was no telling what the lad would do. He had no boundaries, and honestly, James wouldn't have it any other way. It was a sign of their incredible friendship. Their incredible friendship that just stopped Jams from getting hot hormonal sex. What a wanker! Sirius was complaining about something or other. Someone was called a tosser and then he heard his name being called. James pulled on some jeans as quickly as he could, and grabbed his t-shirt off the bedroom floor, tugging it over his head without even noticing that it was inside out and back to front. The tag tickled his neck at the front as he opened the bedroom door and closed it behind him, giving Lily some privacy to get herself dressed. "For fuck's sake, Padfoot," he said, standing over his mate, who was lolling on the couch like a moody five year old. "What's happened?" He couldn't help but notice Sirius' bag by the door, a feeling of dread settling in his stomach. _______________________ tag: Lily Joanne Potter and Sirius Lee Black words: 578 notes: <3 outfit: Just about wearing jeans and an inside out t-shirt. [googlefont="Covered By Your Grace"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
|
|
Order of the Phoenix
Heterosexual
Sexuality
Married to James Potter
Relationship Status
Order Fighter/Future Mummy
Occupation
|
Coco!
Offline
Tag me @lily
|
|
Post by Lily Joanne Potter on Mar 18, 2019 6:42:21 GMT
Getting bigger was certainly a challenge. It may have seen ridiculous to the outsider but Lily could feel herself changing. It wasn't that she could feel her stomach growing millimetre by millimetre, nothing ridiculous like that, it was just that she could feel things changing. Her hair, for instance, was thicker, fully and softer. Her nails were weaker, more brittle, just the other day she'd snapped one. But possibly the weirdest change was her centre of gravity. She was a little more unbalanced than usual and it was only going to get worse. The hormones were both friend and foe at this point. She hoped things would get a little better but despite the down sides there were the few upsides and one of which was keeping her husband very happy, although he was perhaps giving himself a little too much credit if he thought the baby could grab anything.
Things were heating up and Lily was into it. Full on ready to get the party started. The was groaning and moaning, there was arching and clear enjoyment and then there was the wailing of a drama queen coming from downstairs. "Damnit James!" She said with an angry groan. She was all excited, all ready to enjoy her husband in the marital sense and he'd gone and bloody forgot to lock the front door or Sirius was making full use of his spare key, either way James was to blame just letting his pet jump all over the sofa instead. She rolled her eyes, laying in bed watching his naked arse cover up. While he pulled a top on Lily climbed off the bed and started to get herself dressed. She’d had to charm her clothes to give a little, they’d been getting a little snug around her belly which was annoying but it was a sign of a healthy growing baby so she would adjust her clothes as often as needed.
Lily made her way down stairs once she was fully dressed and headed into the kitchen to fix them up some tea. James could deal with his pining puppy while she did some snacks. It was moments like this, as she put the kettle on and opened a cupboard, that she wished she was a little more domesticated but the guys could make do with some of the custard creams she’d pulled out and began sliding onto a plate, broken bits and all. Custard creams would go just fine with a cuppa, there was no way she was letting them have the bourbons, they were her secret stash that Sirius was definitely not allowed and so long as he didn’t shift his form while he was in the house, he shouldn’t find them, keeping them safe for the horny pregnant woman, because if she couldn’t get laid, she was stuffing her face with chocolate biscuits.
Tag: Sirius Lee Black and James Henry Potter
Words: 483
Notes: <3
Outfit: You better not touch her chocolate bikkies
|
|
|
Order of the Phoenix
all about the witches
Sexuality
Married to the amazingly psycho, Regina Black!
Relationship Status
Failed Auror slash Genius // layabout // amazing husband
Occupation
|
Slither
Offline
Tag me @sirius
|
|
Post by Sirius Lee Black on Mar 19, 2019 6:41:01 GMT
I am a responsible adult now, let's go get some candy
Prongs was taking too long to come to his whimpering, so Sirius began to moan into the decorative pillow under his face. How was this even possible? Sirius Black was supposed to be an Auror. Pretty much everyone knew it. Hell, he’d gotten laid based off that information alone! He was a damn fine lad and charming as all get out but the words “I’m in the Auror Academy” dropped panties faster than a diamond ring at a lobster dinner. That wasn’t the only reason for Sirius’ mood after being shunted from the Auror program obviously, but it certainly had to be considered.
James finally appeared, he was heard rather than seen as Sirius still had his face in a cushion and was all but crying like a toddler. “They kicked me out of the program,” he moaned into the cushion, his words badly muffled. His arms were at his side and his body took up the entire length of the couch. He jerked his head to the side, able to spy James’ legs from his peripheral but not moving enough to notice his friend was hardly dressed and had clearly been interrupted. This was more important that shagging Evans, anyway. “Fucking Humbert said I don’t measure up. Moronic wanker. How do I not measure up?” He emphasized the word I, unable to fathom a world in which Sirius Black was not top of the class.
Alright, he hadn’t been top of anything while at Hogwarts but this wasn’t academics. This was fighting. Sirius could fight, ask Professor McGonagall! She was always sending Sirius to detention for fighting. He’d had loads of practice with it. So maybe he didn’t study for the bookish bits of the job but did that stuff really matter? What was more important; catching the baddies or knowing how to file some dumb forms? The Auror Department receptionist was cute, anyway, and he was certain she would have helped him out with the paperwork when the time came – meaning doing it all for him so he could go back out in the field. But that was only a teeny tiny little bit about being an Auror. Most of it was kicking arse and taking names, right? So how did he not measure up to that?!
[googlefont="Kristi"] |
|
|
Order of the Phoenix
Spiffing
Sexuality
Married to bangin' Lily Potter
Relationship Status
Whaaaat!? // Be serious // Shut up
Occupation
|
izzy
Offline
Tag me @james
|
|
Post by James Henry Potter on Apr 1, 2019 9:40:54 GMT
Tonight we can truly say together we're invincible Was it shocking news? No. Did James look appropriately shocked? Yes. Not that Sirius could see him with his face buried in one of Lily's best cushions. It wasn't surprising that Sirius had been kicked out of the Auror Training program, but what did really get James' goat was that they'd insulted him just to add insult to injury. Who the hell did they think they were? "Didn't measure up?" James blurted, immediately angry that his best mate had been told he was inferior. Sirius Black was not fucking inferior at anything. James would march right into the Ministry and tell them that. He had known all along that sirius' messing around would likely lead to him being let go, but honestly. They could have given him a better reason, or another chance. How many chances had he had now? James wasn't sure, he didn't ask. He was a terrible friend. Where the hell was Lily with biscuits to make this all better? "Oh, mate," he sat on the arm of the sofa near Sirius' head and patted him on the shoulder in what was supposed to be a comforting manner, but was more robotic than anything. He'd have preferred a bear hug, but Sirius looked quite settled in his misery down there, there was no need to make him sit up. "You're too good for them, that's the problem," he said. "They just don't have anyone fast or strong enough to train you. Bunch of tossers." They probably had plenty of people strong and fast enough, but just couldn't be bothered with someone who didn't bow down to them and kiss their arses. "They're just lazy bastards who can't be bothered doing their job properly." Was this working? Was anything he was saying helping? Sirius really was too good for the Ministry, especially since it had been taken over by pompous Dolohov as Minister. James had considered becoming an Auror himself, but decided against it purely because he didn't want to be stuck under the Ministry's thumb. Working for the Order was enough for him, and he didn't have to answer to anyone, save Dumbledore every now and again, and honestly, Dumbledore had bigger balls than all the Ministry men combined. James knew where he wanted to be in life, and Sirius was now free to join him. Him being kicked out of the program was probably a blessing in disguise. _______________________ tag: Lily Joanne Potter and Sirius Lee Black words: 444 notes: <3 outfit: Just about wearing jeans and an inside out t-shirt. [googlefont="Covered By Your Grace"][googlefont="Cinzel Decorative"] |
|
|
Order of the Phoenix
Heterosexual
Sexuality
Married to James Potter
Relationship Status
Order Fighter/Future Mummy
Occupation
|
Coco!
Offline
Tag me @lily
|
|
Post by Lily Joanne Potter on Apr 11, 2019 15:41:36 GMT
Lily potted about the kitchen, taking her time in getting things ready. She could hear what sounded like regular sort of talking coming from the living room but she was wiling to bet it was more than just that for Sirius to have just barged into their home. She wanted to spend as much time in the kitchen, cooling off, before she went into the living room to see what the matter with Sirius was, and she was quite sure she wasn't yet ready to forgive him for interrupting herself and James for the millionth time. Honestly, it was like there were three of them in this relationship. Lily occasionally found herself wondering how she had ever managed to fall for James with Sirius always lurking in the background. Part of her wondered if he'd followed them on dates, a bigger part of her wondered if he'd followed them on their little honeymoon but the logical, more sensible side of her mind told her she really didn't want to know the answer to the question and so she'd never asked.
The kettle was done, the cups were set up, the pot was ready and Lily was all set up. She even added a small jug of iced water and some glasses to the tray and then sat against the counter, letting the teabags seep for a little while longer while she finished her sneaky little biscuit and wondered if there was any way of getting Emme over, or Sera, or just about anyone that might distract Sirius for half an hour or so. Where were Remus and Peter when you needed them? Lily really could have done with their back-up, even if she hadn't yet had the honour of dealing with Sirius' little problem as of yet.
Tag: Sirius Lee Black and James Henry Potter
Words: 297
Notes: <3
Outfit: You better not touch her chocolate bikkies
|
|
|
Order of the Phoenix
all about the witches
Sexuality
Married to the amazingly psycho, Regina Black!
Relationship Status
Failed Auror slash Genius // layabout // amazing husband
Occupation
|
Slither
Offline
Tag me @sirius
|
|
Post by Sirius Lee Black on Jun 3, 2019 2:19:37 GMT
I am a responsible adult now, let's go get some candy
Face full of cushion, Sirius groaned into the fabric, a muffled sound escaping like background music to James’ pep talk. It wasn’t working. Everything James was saying made perfect sense. Humbert was a douchenozzle who couldn’t be bothered to do his job well, if you ignored all the damned glowing accolades the man got from the higher ups just for fucking existing, more worried about looking posh in his sodding suits than actually training the recruits. It didn’t matter that there were others – others who were far less talented than Sirius – doing well in the program under Agent Humbert’s tutelage. Lunette had done well and was nearly an official Auror, and she’d spent half the previous year practically sobbing all over the Ministry when she thought no one was looking. That might have been an exaggeration, but it was one that soothed Sirius’ bruised ego. “Bunch of sodding wankers,” he chimed in, a clear whine in his voice. He lifted his head, his body still splayed out on the couch without a care for Lily’s decorating or no shoes on the furniture rules. “We should go throw flaming dog shit on Humbert’s porch,” he said suddenly and with a wee bit too much gleam in his eye. “Or stag shit! Wormtail could sneak in and crap in his kitchen cupboards.” It was a glorious plan, completely well thought out and impossibly mature, despite Agent Humbert’s recommendation that he “act like an adult.”
[googlefont="Kristi"] |
|
